A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me how I was born?" -The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway." "Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe. -We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button. -"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"