(1) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

(2) Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

(3) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

(4) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

(5) If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

(6) Why is a "Bra" singular when "panties" prural? Shouldn't it be the other way around

(7) Is there such things as unguided missiles?

(8) If crime doesn't pay, does that mean that a house wife's job a crime?

(9) Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

(10) Why are some gay people so unhappy?

(11) Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

(12) Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

(13) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

(14) Why did you just try singing the two songs above?